Dear deranged human being,
I know that you’ve been in love with me since kindergarten, but we are grown ass adults now.. and I can honestly say that I would rather put my hand in a blender than even hang out with you.. Why? because you annoy the living shit out of me, because you use to follow me home after work to make sure I got there safe, because before I started working at our old place of employment, you told everyone that I fucked you while holding on to a fan while spinning on top of you..( thats not even human fucking possible you sick fuck! ) because you try to be my father and tell me what to do, because when you found out that me and my boyfriend (who is my soul mate, meaning just give the fuck up already ) you told him that he was dead to you, because I’ve told you since I was 5 that I didn’t like you!!!! I told you that you were like a brother to me and thats why I couldn’t date you, and now you have this whole mental state…”your my little sister”, “I love you”.. no mother fucker, I just used that as an excuse! and Im sure you don’t tell people that you fucked your real sister with a fan did you? NO!! … you want to know the truth?? Here you go…..YOUR SMOTHERING, YOUR ANNOYING, YOUR FATHERING WHEN I ALREADY HAVE A FATHER, YOUR SMELLY, I HATE YOUR FACE, I HATE HOW YOU ALWAYS GET TO CLOSE TO ME, YOU SAY ALL THE WRONG THINGS, I…CAN’T…STAND …YOU.. How in the FUCK after all these years have you not gotten the mother fucking point of I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK, NOW GO AWAY!,do you not understand?!!?!?! I don’t text you EVER for a reason.. I make up excuses to not hang out for a REASON..The only time I ask to see you.. is when im hungry and want food.. ever thought about that??!! So please…..PLEASE… Take a mother fucking hint and go find ” another little sister who you fucked with a ceiling fan! ” …